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Finger Painting Finger Painting

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ohhhhhh my fucking god I'm laughing so hard


Recent Game Reviews


Push Me Push Me

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Clever game, but the graphics and overall design of this game have fried my eyes. Ow.

But, I'm not one to criticize and not give tips to help! Keep these things in mind:

-Too many patterns are distracting
-Bright neon colors are best in moderation
-Too much contrast hurts the viewer's eyes! Black and white background, green and red blocks, all opposites. Eeeek!


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Femblast Femblast

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow. This is a whole new kind of ignorant, isn't it?


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Recent Art Reviews


Mother of the Galaxy Mother of the Galaxy

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Whaaat is happening with her boobs? They kind of look like tumors growing out of her armpits.



Janessa Stark - iRon Woman Janessa Stark - iRon Woman

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Hm, kind of irresponsible to leave her entire sternum and heart exposed, seems like kind of an obvious weak spot while in battle, don't you think?


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upatrono responds:

Just as obvious as Red/Yellow suit i guess :)


Morrigan Clothed and Nude Versions Morrigan Clothed and Nude Versions

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice try, but we all know why the arm is tucked up like that. Face the music! Draw a hand!